Kitchen devil

I am sure a lot of us are familiar with the kitchen god, whom we bribe every year with "nian gao" to ensure he puts in good words to the Jade King. If you think a tell-tale god is scary, then you haven't meet the kitchen devil.

She is the one who always leave a trail of mess behind her. It's hard not to notice her presence in the kitchen even when she is not physically there. Her cabinet door will always be left half open. Perhaps she want to air it. Must be pretty smelly inside. Then there is the dark stain around the cookers. I saw her messing up the cooker just by cooking noodles. No one but her is capable of that. Hats off to Miss Mess. Sometimes, she will leave chopped food on the floor and on the counter. Today I found grains of rice, scattered all over the counter. Interesting...I have heard of jumping beans but jumping rice? Oh yeah, not forgetting the stuffs spilling from her section in the fridge onto my section. How else do I explain the sticky stuffs on my plastic containers?

The best part of this devil is that once she dirtied one spot, she will move on to another. There is no stationarity in her action. How can such a person exist certainly baffles me.